Sex toy kamikaze

Sex toy kamikaze… or the backstreets of sex you use to know

Sex… Sex??? Sex!!!

Everybody knows about it. Everybody talks about it. Everybody wants it. (In men’s case the more, the better – but this another story.)

So, how about your sex? How do you like it? Do you like it? Is it like Son Doobie’s case, when he’s saying: “I like my sex X-rated like I like my funk! I like my funk X-rated like I like my sex!” or it is the other way around? Does you partner enjoy you? Do you enjoy your partner? Is sex a good friend of yours or an ice age remote relative that you see once in a while? Finding the answers to all these, at the first sight, simple questions will take quite a while even if sex is the only thing you can do and you’re a Sex Guru of all times.
That being said, why don’t you grab a pillow and make yourself comfortable, because today we-re going to bring the light upon some very delicate issues concerning the innovative, otherwise, original sex approaches, which you will never be able to find in The Bridget Jones Diaries or The Chronicles of Monica Lewinsky. Even the mighty and sexy Harry Potter, with all his super power, knows very little about the secret methods of sex art.

As you all know your sex life reflects our erotic dreams and sexual desires. Some couples stick to classic sex methods, others start deviating from the settled sex rules and transforming their bedrooms into a whole sex laboratory with plenty of extraordinary experiments. What will follow now are no count downs, charts, groupings, classifications – that would be way too ridiculous. Thus, we’ve chosen even a more ridiculous way to present thee the dark side of the sex you use to know. It’s going to be delivered to your eyes and mind just as an informative note, with no PROs and CONs, letting you decide on what is what and how things go round nowadays in sex. Yes, simple as that.

Female domination or, simply put – lady with a penis. As it turned out, quite a large percentage of men, who are engaged into a heterosexual relationship, would like to have their female partners dominating them. The whole role playing action does not resume only to foreplay, grown up kids prefer to go… deeper, in both, metaphoric and direct, meanings of the word. First of all, if partners decide to dig the pleasure of female domination till the very Happy End they do it from A to Z, straight female domination from foreplay to mind-blowing orgasms. Secondly, female domination concept wouldn’t be complete if it does not include the kinky part where the female dominating partner penetrates her male partner with an adult sex toy. Best and most well-suited sex toy for that would be a strap-on dildo or any other harness compatible adult toy besides dildos, such as: butt plugs, specially designed vibrators and anal probes. Moreover, lesbian couples are the one who really can rip the benefit from a strap-on toy, as, from one side, the lack of a real penis and, from the other side, the user friendly construction of a strap-on dildo makes the fun feel extremely natural and utterly pleasing. Plus, your hands are always free with a strap-on for bonus fun.

Double penetration – or, simply put… double penetration . Also, sorry for repeating myself, the best available sex product attributed for this type of sexual game is a strap-on dildo, in case of a heterosexual couple. The male partner puts on the harness with the attached toy just a bit higher than his penis, thus, doubling his sexual arsenal. Now he can satisfy his female partner in two different ways, by stimulating her vagina and anus at the same time. Otherwise, heterosexual couples, as well as lesbian couples, can use any other adult toys to feel the bliss of double penetration: 2 traditional vibrators, 2 realistic or futuristic dildos, an anal sex toy combined with a G-spot vibrator, a butt plug plus a rabbit vibrator, a double-ended dildo or anything that comes on your mind for fulfilling that sexual desire of yours.

em>Democrats? Republicans? Girls, vote for Double Penetration!

Squirting… or, simply put – female ejaculation. Yes, women also can do that. If you’re one of those who think it is pee – get lost. No nuns among us, otherwise, they are also women and should also know that an earth-quaking orgasm may end up with a powerful ejaculation. This sex miracle can be achieved upon intense stimulation of the G-spot. Some women also require additional clitoris stimulation but usually it goes rather smooth, and wet, with a proper G-spot stimulation. Nothing can stimulate your G-spot better than specially designed adult toys known as G-spot vibrators. So, if you want to know what female ejaculation feels like – get one of those G-spot stimulators and give it a try.

Fisting or simply put… Oh, my Lord!!! Fisting is the process of inserting the whole hand into one’s vagina or anus. Yeah, yeah, I know you know it and you know I know you know it but it serves well as a reminder once in a while. So, first of all what you need to do is to get ready your vaginal, otherwise anal, muscles for such an unusual experience by stretching them little by little. It may take a couple of days up till several months. It depends on your desire and physical abilities. A whole range of sex toys will help you out in this situation. You can start with traditional vibrators and gradually skipping to larger adult toys, like medium-sized dildos and vibrators and later on trying an XXL sex toy. After your muscles are used with large toys you can now try to stick your hand into vagina or anus, no matter whether it’s yours or it belongs to your partner but take care this is the one you’ve been practicing on. What you have to remember for the rest of your life is: ALWAYS USE A GOOD AMOUNT OF LUBE WHILE PRACTICING FISTING!!!

BDSM – mmm… it’s kind of hard to put as simple as it is now, hence, here’s what Wikipedia says: “BDSM encompasses many activities, including — but are not limited to — forms of dominance, submission, discipline, punishment, bondage, sexual roleplaying, sexual fetishism, sadomasochism, and power exchange, as well as the full spectrum of mainstream personal and sexual interactions.” Very laconic, however clear enough, don’t you think so? The only thing that has to be added in this context is that online adult stores are swarming with bondage sex toys and accessories for any of the abovementioned BDSM activity.
That’s it for today.
Class dismissed.
Get Orgasmed or Die Trying!